Dead men walking
How our service works
It’s kind of like following a 12-step program but there are only 6-steps, the problem isn’t with you, and God has nothing to do with it.
The first step to freedom is admitting that there’s something wrong with your relationship. You probably didn’t create the mess, but staying in it makes you partly responsible for the problem.
Share your grief
Tell us what the problem is with your man. Tell us what he does that drives you crazy, or hurts you, or makes you want to beat him senseless with a frozen lasagna.
Pay the tithe
Our services are benevolent, but they aren’t free. Pay $1,000 now and $1,000 once the problem’s solved. Or $2,000 up-front and get a money-back guarantee. Your choice. Same service.
Relax and wait
Now Mother Teresa’s advisors will take over. You don’t have to do a thing – in fact, we ask you not to. Within 30 days, whatever problem you shared with us will cease to be.
Celebrate and share
With your relationship woes behind you, you’re ready to start a new life! Tell your friends about Mother Teresa’s Advice for Jilted Lovers so they can become as happy as you are now!
The team who will make sure you get the advice you need from Mother Teresa.
Mother Teresa's Main Guide
Hey! I’m Tara and I’m 32 years old. I’ve been an atheist for most of my adult life but since my last three lovers died…well, I’m kind of being forced to rethink my beliefs. Great to meet you! Be well!
Tara's Best & Oldest Friend
Yeah, well, I’m Betsy. Obviously. I don’t understand Tara’s obsession with falling in love. Honestly. Men? Why bother. More trouble than they’re worth.
Rock Hound Bob
Tara's Last Lover, Deceased
I loved Tara and I know she loved me, too. Sure I was 15 years older than her, but I didn’t think it was a problem. Me being dead, though? Makes it hard to stay connected. But we found a way.
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You're better off without him
Maybe he left you for another woman. Perhaps he spent all your retirement money on a Ferrari — and then left you for another woman.
You’d committed your life to him and now he’s gone and you feel like you’re drowning in a sea of uncertainty.
If you’re ready to get your feet back on solid ground, the compassionate counsellors at Mother Teresa’s Advice for Jilted Lovers will help you bury your past.
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Thank you so much for contacting me. I look forward to helping you address your situation in a personal and intimate way.
As I hope you can appreciate, I’m busy helping women from all over the world with problems like yours. As such, I must ask your forgiveness that it may take me a day or two to get in touch with you personally. I work with clients on a first-come, first-served basis, which I believe is the most fair way to work. I hope you understand.
In the meantime, and to help me attune to your specific problem, please answer the following questions in the form below. Please refrain from offering solutions to your problem. What I need to be of best service to you is a description of the challenge you face, in your words.
In the comment box, please tell me:
- Your preferred contact method: phone number and/or email address. If it’s by phone, please provide your number.
- Your time-zone.
- The number of months or years you’ve spent in the offending relationship.
- The thing your man does that upsets you.
- And, in your opinion, the cause of the relationship break-down.
I’ll be in touch within three days.
With love and light and the promise of better days ahead.